Friday, October 19, 2007

Pedal For The Porkchop

It's on! My best buddy, George and I have decided to cycle a 100-mile or so route from the St. Louis area to our hometown of Mt. Vernon, Illinois and beyond. We leave at sunup, first thing Saturday morning.

Not affilated with any charity or sponsor, we are simply riding for a good time and a good meal - hence the ride name. Think of it as "Wild Hogs" on bicycles - open roads, small towns, and two pedaling amigos itchin' for trouble.

Watch for a full report complete with photos and video chronicling our adventures coming early next week, only on Roberts On The Run™!

Until then, pick up the pace and run your own race.

- Jeff

Thursday, October 18, 2007

What The Devil Were They Thinking?

The Bewitching Hour is quickly upon us. Time to select that perfect, horrific costume to wear to the party or just freak out the youngsters who tap on your door in search of complementary, tooth-rotting sweets. Let's take a look at some of the costumes that are truly frightening - further proof that there's nothing scarier than bad taste. (Special thanks to retrobuzz.com for the photos.)

Welcome Back Kotter – Remember the Sweathogs when John Travolta got his start? Yes, you too can go back in time as a retro Mr. Kotter - tacky mustache and mock 'fro included!




Flipper - Everyone's favorite dolphin (wait, can you really name any other one?) actually had a costume designed after him. Choose this one and it serves you right if candygivers forcefully ram minnows and other assorted bite-sized fish into your mouth.











Rubik's Cube - For you brainiacs out there, take off those horned-rimmed glasses and slip on the mask of America's most frustrating and puzzling (at least for me) cubic-shaped toy. Warning - it's the perfect invitation for someone to re-arrange your face, one row and color combination at a time!






Small Wonder - Perhaps, the worst show in the history of television, Small Wonder was a robot who dreamed of becoming a little girl. Small Wonder if this costume was ever actually sold to anyone.

Just a few more reasons to be afraid - very afraid - this Halloween season.

Talk to you soon. Until then, pick up the pace and run your own race.

- Jeff

Monday, October 15, 2007

Walk In The Park

Wanna get away? Join the Roberts family as we head to the local park for a little fun in the sun. In keeping with her new habits, Aubs grabs everything she can get her hands on, Murph finds the day to be yet another beautiful photo opportunity, Jackie relaxes on a blanket . . .





and I never miss a chance to toss the Frisbee!






Jackie and Aubs spend a little quality time up close and personal.







Jackie helps Aubs ride down the slide for the very first time!
Exclusive video of Aubrey's first ever ride down the slide!



Next, is a wild, out-of-control ride with Dad.



Aubs isn't sure about the swing, but gives it a try.







Aubs power poses for the camera.








As always, Murph put his Nikon D-80 to good use. His photos continue to attract major attention on his web site. (http://flickr.com/photos/murphyr)

Funny how life's sweetest moments can happen in the simplest settings.

Talk to you soon. Until then, pick up the pace and run your own race.

- Jeff

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Weekend Wonderings II

Random thoughts and wonderings while surfing the 'net on a cloudy, cool Saturday afternoon.

Anyone else freaked out by the whole "Body Worlds" craze, coming soon to the St. Louis Science Center and currently touring the nation? Something about these former living humans awkwardly contortioned into fun-filled poses is pause for ponderance. Hey, and if you want to donate your body to one of Gunther von Hagens' future exhibits, visit the site at: http://www.bodymobil.de/en/home.html

Okay, I have to admit that I've never had the best hearing. So my audio senses don't stand a chance at detecting the "Mosquito" and other high-pitch ringtones that are easily detectable to the teenage ear. Young cellphone users are utilizing these "dog pitch" ringtones to receive their calls and texts in classroom settings without being busted by their teachers who are typically (by nature) too old to pick up on the tones. Of course, my techno-advanced son Murphy was well ahead of this trend, having one of these ringtones a couple of years ago. Check out the latest tones now at: http://search.yahoo.com/search;_ylt=A0oGkyL9ExBH9zAAK29XNyoA?p=inaudible+ringtones&fr=ush-news&fr=fp-today&cs=bz&sado=1

Hannah Montana hysteria continues. The daughter of the man who annoyed all of us a couple of decades ago with "Aikey Breaky Heart" (now try getting that one out of your head - sorry!), will soon be touring the country in concert. That's right, Disney Star Miley Cyrus, a.k.a. Hannah, is selling out venues nationwide with the parents of crazed teenaged fans shelling out up to $5,000 a seat to scalpers. Does this mean in the spirit of BeetleMania, years from now we'll be subjected to cheap knockoff Hannah imitators in MontanaMania shows? Oh, the humanity . . . Pony up for your scalped tickets now at: http://www.stubhub.com/hannah-montana-tickets

Talk to you soon. Until then, pick up the pace and run your own race.

- Jeff

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Our Kind Of Town

Before diving into the great images that Murph captured on our weekend trip with his new Nikon D-80, one more note on the Chicago Marathon as the controversy continues. Running with one of the packs in the top half of the race, we were completely unaware of the pending water shortage. We had heard that the aid stations had been overstocked and were ready for all of the runners under the brutal conditions. Unfortunately, that was not the case. Watch this chilling video from a waterless and Gatorade-less Mile 6:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qbZTI7Cw0rM, and an in-depth story that appeared on CNN: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y5T2DTuBXJQ&mode=related&search=

Now, on with the photos! Despite the turbulent marathon, we had a great time in one of our favorite hangouts. And, as always, Murph did an outstanding job documenting our travels and adventures.





"The Bean" in Grant Park.







The Wrigley Building on Michigan Avenue.









The new Burton Snowboard store just north of Water Tower Place. Winter is just around the corner!












A sea of runners on the marathon course.








Waving to Jackie and Aubrey at Mile 3.













Aubs does her arm exercises on the streets of Chicago.










Giordano's - our favorite restaurant!





Check out the complete selection of Chicago images at Murph's photo web site at: http://flickr.com/photos/murphyr/page1/


Talk to you soon. Until then, pick up the pace and run your own race.


- Jeff

Monday, October 8, 2007

Highway To Hell

What started as the 30th edition of the Chicago Marathon soon morphed into a group of walking - and sometimes collapsing - Nike-clad refugees, dazed, confused and tortured by the searing heat. I knew the big day was destined for trouble when, on Saturday night, Jackie, Murph, Aubrey and I waited outside our favorite restaurant, Giordano's, for a table. The sun was down, but perspiration poured from all of us as we waited by the fountain in the courtyard.

Early the next morning, I wait in my starting corral amongst the 50,000 or so other runners for the race to begin. Jackie, Murph and Aubs are to see me on the course at Mile 3 and 12. "Hot and humid," I text Jackie. "Be careful out there and load up on the fluids." Good advice for them - and me.

Things are different from the start. I've run this race many times and no matter how fast you run, the Chicago Marathon has always had a parade-like quality - a sea of runners all pulling in the same direction, celebrating with the million or so boisterous spectators that line every mile. Within the endless pack of participants surrounding me, on this day there is little joviality. We all feel the heat beginning with our first few strides. At Mile 2, I'm already frantically dousing my head and body with water, trying to get comfort and relief.

Typically for me, the first half of the marathon - 13 miles or so - is on cruise control. A little effort and just getting prepared for the second half of the course. But on Mile 8 my legs are stiffening and I eagerly anticipate every water stop. People around me - and I am in an experienced group – stop and begin to walk. I shoulder on but warily eye the signs of heat exhaustion that are already overwhelming many of those around me.

At Mile 12, I enjoy one of the best presents I've ever received when I am greeted by my family displaying a beautiful, huge sign (made possible by treasured family friend, Charissa - thanks, Charissa!) cheering me on! By my wife's worried expression, I know I don't look myself. But it is the inspiration I need to continue on. And I make a decision at that point that I would not stop, no matter what. This is to have consequences later in the race! (By the way, Murph shot some truly unbelievable shots of the race and our trip - watch for some of them coming on Wednesday's post!)

By Mile 15, we lose the shade of the skyscrapers and are on the open streets. Jackie had handed me a visor at the halfway point, and it is a Godsend, protecting me from the relentless rays of the sun, beating down without mercy. Everywhere around me, veteran runners are reduced to a stop - the walking wounded. At every water stop, the first aid tents are overflowing with runners sprawled on cots with IV needles and tubes dangling from their arms.

I text my wife at Mile 16 - "Hot! But I am okay and will continue on." Mile 18 and there are people sprawled on curbsides and even on the course as medical personnel rush through the onslaught of runners. Reduced to a snail's pace, I check my pulse and evaluate my mental condition. I am moving on. But never have I been challenged but something so overwhelming in any race or athletic endeavor.

Mile 22 and police with bullhorns rush toward us pulling runners off the course. "The marathon has been cancelled," they scream. "Exit the course immediately and rides to the finish will be provided." A policeman takes me by the arm and instinctively, I pull away. Another runner grabs me and pulls me back into the pack. I continue on. At this point, with all the carnage around me, I figure I am safer moving toward the finish line than trusting my fate to the overworked - and overwhelmed - medics and race personnel.

Mile 23 – A police helicopter buzzes from around a building and hovers just barely above us, ordering us to walk if we will not stop. Reduced to a slow trot, we still continue onward. I've never been in a war zone, but this was a small taste of how I always pictured one. There just aren't enough medical personnel and race officials for the thousands of runners around me. We all stick together and shoulder on.

Mile 25 - Runners around me walk arm-in-arm, complete strangers helping one another to the finish. Rumor spreads that a person has died on the course. Very easy to believe this tragedy is true, especially based on the conditions I have seen all around me on the course. The race clock at the mile marker is set on 0:00. A garage band on the side of the road blares, "Highway To Hell."

Finish Line - I trot across the line within a mass of sweaty, tired and exhausted people. The medal placed around my neck feels like less of a symbol of accomplishment and more of a feeling of safety as I eye the triage units around me that appear well organized and ready to help those in need. I pull out my BlackBerry but it is fried. The result of pouring water on myself at every aid area and running through countless misting stations and open fire hydrants along the way. A policeman on horseback loans me his phone and I call my family now back at the hotel - I am safe.

Hailing a cab back to the hotel, my legs seize up with baseball-size cramps, throbbing to the beat of my pulse. I yell out in agony, frightening the cab diver who speaks little English. Limping out of the cab, I take the elevator up and knock on the door of Room 1414. Then I am greeted by a sight that calms my nerves and soothes my soul - my family! I am home.

Watch for more photos and stories from the big Chicago weekend, coming Wednesday, only on Roberts On The Run.™ And for more national coverage of the event, visit: http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/10/07/chicago.marathon.ap/index.html
and http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,299956,00.html

Talk to you soon. Until then, pick up the pace and run your own race.

- Jeff

Friday, October 5, 2007

Windy City Weekend

The Roberts family is off to Chicago for fun, food, and of course, the big marathon. The Chicago Marathon weekend routine has become very familar, like meeting up with a treasured old friend. This is my 17th Chicago Marathon and the 30th anniversary of the race.

This year however, this Windy City classic is turning up the heat. The marathon web site has screaming heat advisory warnings on its home page. Time to load up on the fluids and avoid another trip to Northwestern Memorial for a round of IV bags (another story for another blog posting at a later date).

Watch for a complete rundown of the marathon and our adventures in Chi-Town, coming Monday only on Roberts On The Run™.

Talk to you soon. Until then, run your own race and pick up the pace. (I'll be trying!)

- Jeff